# How I got Banned on the Hive

 Okay. This is going to sound crazy, cause, you know, I'm really awesome and no one would dare ban me except...well, except the Hive.

Now, you're probably thinking, Oh, it was just a small glitch, WhiteWulf! You're too awesome to ban. Besides, you can't even see the chat. Yeah....about that, my old friend Nfear taught me all about the chat. Well, at least I can only see what he says. It's complicated. Anyways, how I got banned? Well, one day I was logging onto Minecraft as usual. The moment I finish loading, I get a warning that said:

You have been banned for "hate speech."

Your ban will end in 7 days. Anymore of this will result in permenant ban or loss of your account.

I was literally ticked off. I hadn't said anything wrong! Come to think of it, I only discovered chat a few days ago! I tried to think of the most insulting things I had said:

im done. queue another game. this is not football and this guy has broken my ankles

BRUH. i got stuck in my own cobweb

and

do turtles burp?

Maybe it was the last option. Anyhow, I got banned. As my young friend Karsten said, "Not Christian not kind." Definitely not kind....don't know about the Christian thing. Anyways.

I eventually got my ban down to one day, the Hive realizing they made a mistake. But man, it sucked. I vouch from now on I will only ban hackers, not people sky basing or prolonging the game, no matter how annoying they are. Oh, and I geuss if somebody says something racist in the chat. I never said anything, let alone something racist, so that was not justice. That was pure evil. But, yeah. Warning to yall: You better say only nice things otherwise you get banned for no ****** reason. (those weren't actual cusswords)

Adios!