* How I reached Level 53

 Okay. Yeah. You're probably thinking, Wow, you reached level 53. Brooklyn is starting to sound exciting. Okay, okay. I get it. But do you know how hard it is to reach level 50 alone? I mean, the more you level up, the less XP you get from wins. I mean, you get the same amount. It just doesn't add up as much anymore. Plus, I mean, com'on! Level 50! I mean, if your still level 40, then....I mean BRUH. It's 2022 now! Wake up! Seriously! It's time to grind to level 75! Stop lingering on all this silly 40 nonsense! You gotta get yo butt out the door and kill everyone! Stop hiding in your noobish hole! Honestly.....anyways, level 53. Why so exciting? Why am I not making posts about how I got level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, and all the rest of'em? Huh? Why not make posts about them? Well, my evil thinking friend (it's evil because reading a post about leveling up is as boring as an hour long grammar lecture) that'd take 52 posts. That would likely take up a lot of storage and it would be pointless talking about exactly how many blocks I usually use to get to mid, what player flag I unlocked at level 21, why I used to throw my enderpearls straight up and zzzzzzz. Sorry. It made me fall asleep just thinking about it. Anyhow, I'm level 53 now. Ya happy? You ready for this to be over? Well ITS NOT! Now listen up.

I was playing a CS (custom server) with my bro. I was tots dominating him because I am obviously much better than him even though he's on a PC and has a Glorious Model O and a extremely high tech keyboard with a mouse mat so his Model O doesn't scrape against the table and become sticky, whilst I only have an iPad, a simple mobile device that can hold only so much storage in your Photos account (it drives me crazy!).

Well, I was being really sweaty and good, when I opened the Mystery Chest, and that small amount of XP leveled me up. BOOM!

Level UP! You are now level 53! New Spawn Vehicle Unlocked: Sorcery

Yay! I leveled up! Now, your probs wondering what the spawn vehicle Sorcery is. Well, basically, it looks exactly like the Winter Magic spawn vehicle, except it's green, and the gears turn wherever you look. Also, there's an enchantment book right in front of you that automatically turns its pages. It's awesome! That's one thing me and my bro can at least agree on. He still thinks he's better at SkyWars. But, yeah that's basically it. That is also what happens when you grind SkyWars. You get level 53! And then level 54! And 55! Then at level 56, you'll be one away from unlocking a new kill phrase: "Banished Into Oblivion". Now isn't that nice? I've always wanted to banish annoying people into oblivion.

Anyways, that's all for today! I'll soon make new posts!