; Whose Idea Was It To Make The Hive?

 Okay. There is no easy way to tell you. I led one of my friend's into a pit full of people with knives. Why? Glad you asked. Look, I didn't want to, especially cause the people had knives (cough, I have a knife too, cough). I mean, I went there first to make sure it was belle---proof. I mean, like, it was safe. For people named belle. Yeah. It wasn't so safe for people named belle or TheWhiteWulf. You see, my friend, I was playing with three people named belle, BayArmada503, and XxYugenxX. BayArmada is very good, by the way. You should go subscribe to his channel (just kidding he doesn't have a YouTube channel....or does he?). I was looking for the green team and found one green name tag---this would be easy, I thought. Well, I THOUGHT WRONG! I went and dug in silently like the awesome ninja I was. The moment I reached a small cave---BAM! Four swords came at me at once. I quickly retreated, boarding off the hole of people with knives. Then I went away, thinking very thoughtfully because I am obviously the most big brain there is. Then I had it: the big brain idea! Carefully, I jumped over the holes and butt cracks in the bridges and then made my way to one of my friends. BayArmada was busy doing mass murder. XxYugen was having a fight with a pocket edition guy with no chest plate. belle was looting chests and generally just walking around---perfect! I needed somebody who had absolutely nothing to do! It took me about ten seconds to get her attention, which was enough time for me to get annoyed (I'm sorry belle. I am just not a patient person D:) Finally, I got her attention. I fired an arrow at her, which sailed harmlessly through her, but she turned around as if to say, What the heck was that?  I kindly directed her to the place where I wanted to go. She followed me and then I slowly and quietly dug into the hole. There lay in wait was four people ready to murder anyone who came close. Then I saw a fifth person there too---that little dirty rat cross-teamer! They were probably thinking, Oh, four people with knives ready to murder isn't enough! Let's get five! Or possibly the poor guy was unlucky enough to come across these people and had to work with them to stay alive. belle had extremely good armor---enough to handle five people coming at her. Me? My armor was so bad I probably wouldn't win a fight against an AFK person. I really wanted to help belle, since even fighting five people was a hard task, but I was in great need of some pants and a better chest plate, so I stayed on the side, using my pocket edition reach to get some hits in. This one really annoying guy named Victor seemed to really hate me and kept targeting me. Me, being the smart person I am, got out of there quick. Really, it was just one Victor and one belle. She'd be fine. Turns out, she was fine. She was probably pretty low, but I knew that she could not have been lower than me. I was like, below zero (oh, wait I'd be dead). She gappled up while I, sadly, had to look for some redstone which was not there. It took a while for me to regenerate. Finally, one guy remained. Turns out, the pocket edition kid from earlier was still having a major fight with Yugen. Somehow, Yugen had actually not killed the guy (I mean, I can't blame her. Some pocket edition people are like....Sheesh. They make you want to slap them). Me, being pocket edition, came to the rescue, since I knew all the tricks. Getting behind them was the best way to win. It took me about four taps to kill him and we won. The end.

Are you done now? Oh wait, it gets worse. I'm going to tell you about this really weird custom server I had with my friends: BayArmada, XxYugen, me, and my brother Jack. No, just kidding. His name is Ja---HEY! Don't hit me! Okay, okay, jeez. He doesn't want me to tell you his name (no, I'm just not going to say it because he will actually slap me if he hears about it. Although that'd be a good opportunity to slap him back ;), but we'll just talk about him by his gamertag: Jabronski07. Okay, so anyways, Jabronski07-whom-I-will-later-slap was totally just being...well, use your imagination. A brother. A big brother who is very slappable. He was being like, "No, not another custom server. I wanna go play Fortnite!" or "Bay? The one and only Bay? Wait, no, that's not actually BayArmada" and "Oh, you got that small combo on Bay? Nice. I got five clutches and seven combos that each lasted at least a minute and I also have Hive+." Yeah. That type of stuff. So, I dunno but Bay must've gotten impatient with belle, and I would know. He seems a little stiff or grumpy when belle isn't online. You see, he and I don't have a really big connection compared to him and belle. It's a long story.

Anyways, Jabronski07 apparently got on Bay's nerves because they were doing a fist fight when suddenly Bay just started to use a sword. My bro was totally complaining, like, "Dude, your friend actually sucks! Why'd he just use a sword? What have I done to insult him?" I was going to say Maybe he attacked you cause you insult me but I decided against it. Instead, I just said the simplest answer: "I dunno." Jabronski continued to complain after that, and he even accused Bay of hacking. I pointed out the obvious: "No hacker would reach level 70 before getting caught and banned." Jabronski had to admit defeat, so, of course, with my flawless logic I had defended Bay's account on Minecraft. Trust me, getting banned sucks. Also, I can't imagine what belle would feel like if her one and only Bay was banned from the Hive for flying. Seriously.

That game was not only weird; my friend, EmpireofDoug loves loves loves loot. Like, he was the host of this custom server, so he set the diamond and emerald spawn rate to max. Then he made the Mystery Chest spawn rate at ten seconds so basically it reappeared every ten seconds. Doug's favorite thing to do with his precious loot? Dig under the Mystery Chest so whenever somebody opened it, the loot exploded into the hole and Doug got all the precious. Unfortunately, Doug's plan had serious flaws. But I'm not going over all the wrong things in it; that'd take a few minutes. So, for now, let's be done. Also, be sure to go and sub to my friend Nfear owns u/xAppl3z. He's trying to earn money to change his name, and I want to support that, even though I think Nfear owns u is cooler. I could just tell him to get an Apple Giftcard at the store, but I don't want to act like a creep and get too involved in his personal life. So I'll just stick to subbing to him. Oh, and like all his vids. Otherwise I will hack into your PC so you bridge backwards and you'll get kicked by the anti-cheat.

Have a nice day!