My Theory (not Orange Theory)

Okay. So basically this post is gonna just be about my theory. Of everything. First of all: the boring theory's. What do I think of chairs? They're cool. End of story.

Second: What do I think of headphones? They are occasionally useful, unless I want a full hour of "BRUH" ringing out in the living room. Yeah. That's the sort of definitely not annoying person I am.  (Wink ;)

But now for the interesting stuff! What do I think of murdering people? Honestly, I don't why you guys asked me this question, or why I even added this, but I think its nasty. I'm not getting further into that. What do I think of hunting? I think its smelly and stupid and nobody likes it. At least the animals don't. Hunters don't give a second thought after they shoot a deer. All they're thinking of is getting its smelly carcass. Nuh-uh. I highly disagree with killing animals. I highly disagree with pets. First of all, humans are just disgusting. To me, the world is a park bench, and we humans are the nasty little stains from who knows were and the random piece of chewed gum on the edge of the park bench. Yeah. We're that disgusting. And I don't think that about other people. I think about that to myself. I can agree that we may try, and that's good, but we have to accept the fact no matter how hard we try we'll never be perfect. Though we may accomplish something, there will always be a failure. We could even fail in eating which is amazing! Like you could fail in eating your veggies. That makes sense though. Vegetables are gross.

Anyways, about hunting. I don't like it. Stores were made for a reason. Humans destroy as much as they repair. They take down other people's stuff to build their own. Every person makes a rule to suit themselves, but it never helps other people unless your rule is to help other people. Everyone loves money. Money stinks. If nobody invented paying people stealing wouldn't be a thing, nor would homelessness. I think you can all agree at least on one of my terms. I don't like hunting. Animals were here before us. How do I know that? Go figure.  My other theory: I think people suck. Plain as that. I think I suck. Plainer than that! Everybody just plain sucks. Deal with it. My theory on Orange Theory? I think its orange. End of story.

(Like, literally. I'm ending the blog post here)

Au revoir!